The Era of Arachnid - Homo Sapien Understanding and Cooperation

Apr 28, 2006

Attention Spiders:

We agree that spiders have a necessary and important role in world ecology. You are useful creatures to have around, keeping the insect population under control and all that. And we realize that we humans are never more than three feet from a member of your talented species.

That being said, we would like to live in peace with your kind. We won't bother you, if you don't bother us.

Chez Knighton is not a totalitarian dictatorship intent upon gassing our eight-legged compatriots. In fact, we will provide you safe haven in dark and cool places, beneath cupboards, behind furniture, and even among our houseplants.

However, should you decide to invade our shower, dropping in on unsuspecting bathers, you will be washed down the drain without ceremony. Be ye warned!

Do we have an accord?

2 Response to "The Era of Arachnid - Homo Sapien Understanding and Cooperation"

Anonymous Says:

I know no Knighton. By whose name do yu have the power to command our behavior?

Leah Says:

(snicker)