How to Have Strange Dreams
Apr 3, 2006
Step 1: Listen to an hour-and-a-half of a sci-fi/fantasy audiobook during your daily walk.
Step 2: Read a couple chapters from a religious memoir after dinner each evening.
Step 3: Read a few dozen pages of a literary novel before bed every night.
Step 4: Dwell on the anxiety of yet another dream about mouthfuls of gum.
Step 5: Toss & turn.
Step 6: Enjoy strange dreams about monks, airplanes, magic, escalators, and shape-shifters. And more gum.
