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You Know It's Halloween When...

Oct 31, 2006

You meet a grown man wearing an ostrich costume.

You find yourself driving behind an SUV bearing the plate: I POLKA.

You overhear an irate customer bellow, "I am so mad I could eat nails and fart bullets."

3 Response to "You Know It's Halloween When..."

Anonymous Says:

You are served your morning coffee by a cowgirl with a drawl... in Chicago.

9:18 PM

Leah Says:

Your children begin to preach the ills of celebrating "the devil's holiday" to their classmates...in second grade and kindergarten!!!

1:58 PM

Alex the lesser Says:

The Golden Coral is voted "Best buffet in Abilene"

3:26 PM

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