News Flash
Jul 22, 2009
If it's after nine o'clock at night and it's dark out and the porch lights are off and no one answers the door bell, then it's a pretty good bet that banging on the door to sell magazines (or get a petition signed or hand out religious tracts or whatever the heck you were doing door-to-door in my neighborhood in the middle of the night) will most definitely get you a seriously dirty look and the most forceful "not interested" you have ever heard in your life.