In Praise of Small Purses
Jun 2, 2009
What the heck is the deal with all the giant handbags? I have luggage that is smaller than some of the these bags. Heck, I'm smaller than some of these bags.
Talk about losing your keys and loose change.
Wife: Honey, have you seen my car keys?
(unwitting) Husband: Well, they're not on the dresser or desk or in the refrigerator, babe. Maybe they fell in the Grand Canyon.
Wife: *blink*
Husband: Er. Um. I mean, maybe they're at the bottom of your "purse." *ducks to avoid flying objects*
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