How to Clean Out the Freezer
Jul 23, 2009
Place one 750ml glass bottle of Perrier in top shelf of freezer.
Return in three hours.
Remove all contents, including innumerable shards of green glass.
Rinse everything you want to keep. Discard a couple years worth of forgotten, frostbitten food.
Wash out the interior.
Replace contents. And another bottle of Perrier.
